Captain Save'Aho

Don't Let The Sexist Bigots Win!

2007-05-30T07:10:00.000-07:00

Today, whilst surfing the net I came across something new which first made me excited, then shocked, and finally saddened.

The Bloggers Choice Awards

Having awards for the best bloggers is something that is most overdue and I can't wait till someone nominates me when they create a "~~Fake Goody TwoShoes~~ Gender Activist" category.

But dear readers, my heart sank when I checked the political section only to find that a barbaric MRA blog was in the lead over feministing.com.

Whatever you do, do not go here and vote for this Angry Harry thought crime perpetrator!

And to make matters even worse, the comments section of the feministing vote page is overrun with these insufferable brutes and their ~~hilarious~~ sexist screed.

~~MANGINA'S~~ MALE-FEMINIST'S. IT'S TIME TO RISE UP AND SUPPORT OUR SISTERS!

A Question From A Reader

2007-05-29T08:47:00.000-07:00

One the many fine readers of this esteemed blog has posed a rather serious question for my sensitive, wholistic and feminist-attuned attention.

"Hi Cap'n, I've got a question for you that's been nagging me for quite some time. Perhaps you could devote a blog entry to the question and ask Hugo his opinion?

Naturally, we all want to avoid being filthy filthy rapists and we all know the rule "no means no".

But alas, things aren't so simple:

Not only does "no" mean "no", but "maybe" also means "no". And an implied "yes" should be presumed "no" as well.

Basically, "yes" doesn't mean "yes" unless it's enthusiastic, because an unenthusiastic "yes" was probably coerced and doesn't count.

So here's the quandary:

What if a woman's enthusiastic "yes" WAS ALSO COERCED??

How are we, stupid meatheaded men, supposed to know the difference between "uncoerced enthusiastic yes" and a "non-coerced enthusiastic yes"?

Or maybe it's easier to assume that all men are rapists no matter what the woman says?"

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to suggest that all men are rapists, but it must be pointed out that many men are fundamentaly challenged when it comes to understanding the many different ways women can emotionally express themselves using seemingly direct and simple words like "yes" and "no".

An appallingly sexist joke I overheard once attempts, in a rather meatheadedly-male kind of way, to illuminate this confusing paradox:

A man returns home from the pub and says to his wife:

Husband: I am going to take you upstairs.

Wife: Oh no you won't!

Husband: Then I'm going to strip you naked.

Wife: Oh no you won't!

Husband: Then I shall strip naked.

Wife: Oh no you won't!

Husband: I shall then lick you all over.

Wife: Oh no you won't!

Husband: And finally, I shall thoroughly ravish you.

Wife: Oh no you won't!

Husband: And what's more, I won't even wear a condom.

Wife: Oh yes you will.

After my chuckles subsided, it suddenly hit me and I was shocked to the very core at my own patriarchal sexist insensitivity. THE WOMAN IN THE JOKE WAS ACTUALLY RAPED!!! You see the "yes" at the end was just an attempt to salvage a small consession from the inevitable horror that was to follow when the drunken, selfish and demanding husband got his brutal way with her.

This video will show you what non-rape oriented, consensual male/female sex looks like (provided that the woman initiated the sex of course).

I hope this answers your question anonymous.

What Does A Feminist Look Like?

2007-04-19T12:47:00.000-07:00

Want to know what a feminist looks like?

Click this link.

Bet that surprised you didn't it?

Yep, that's Ashley Judd, the beautiful star of wonderful movies such as... ahh, well whatever they're called I'm sure they must be wonderful.

She is an incredibly brave activist for human rights. Recently she was quoted as saying:

"It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries. I know it's a strong opinion a lot of people won't agree with and that's not to say some day I might not feel a different
impulse."

Now that's what I call bravery. Mind you she can always leave it to the last minute to get pregnant what with all the advanced IVF treatments these days so if a 'different impulse' comes along then that's cool. Women are allowed to change their positions 180 degrees without being called hypocrites thank you very much.

Want to know what a male feminist looks like?

Click this link.

Oops, sorry. Wrong one.

Click this link instead.

There you go ~~manginas~~ men. Don't be afraid to show support for the oppressed and victimized half of the human race. Apart from all the taxpayers money that goes to helping women they need our moral support as well.

Amazing Youtube Vid PROVES Women Are Victims Of Discrimination

2007-04-18T15:51:00.000-07:00

Women have so much to complain about these days but are just not taken seriously because of patriarchal brainwashing.

Just look at how little respect this woman gets.

She wanted a blue car for her birthday... is that too much to ask? I mean really?

Not red, just blue. Why couldn't that patriarchal PRICK of a father do that one little fcuking thing for her?

Was it that he got a really good deal on the 'red' car he bought her?

Was it that he thought 'blue' was a 'boys' color and women are not allowed to have 'blue' cars???

Or was it that this 'maaaan' (raper of women) associated red with the color of the inside of her vagina and the color of her blood after he MURDERS HER?

These issues need to be addressed.

Proof That Women Are Unselfish And Caring Individuals

2007-04-18T12:50:00.000-07:00

In this wonderful article we meet Shanea Gaiger who has so much love to give she doesn't deny the men who are deserving of it. She has a husband and a lover and they all share the same house along with their 4 Daughters.

"For the past 18 months, Shanea, a 35-year- old full-time mum, has shared her home with her husband John, an electrician, and her lover - 30-year-old Noel, a teacher."

I think this is living proof that the human race would be better off under a Matriarchy rather than the violent Patriarchy we suffer under at the present. The article does say this though:

"Mercy [a daughter] is too young to know that her family life is in any way "different", but it is telling that the older girls do not inform many people that their mother actually has two partners. Yet Shanea refuses to accept that they might be adversely affected."

And why should they be adversely affected?

There seems to be this false assumption that having a traditional family with a traditional father is helpful for raising a stable family but this feminist webpage proves that wrong!

"They claim that children are better off with a father figure around. This is fairly easily accomplished, he just may not be "technically" the father. Still, a man plays the role. A child may have several father figures, and that may be an advantage."

Back to the first article Shanea continues:

"There's no doubt about it, we are a weird family from the outside," she says. "But when you see us at home - with the washing up, the cleaning, cooking, ironing - we're the same as anyone else."

Until bedtime comes, of course, then even the children must be aware that something is different.

Their mother seems blissfully unconcerned about that. Most nights, it seems, she is too busy thanking her own lucky stars to worry about what confusion might be reigning down the landing."

And I bet John and Noel are thanking their lucky stars too. Anyone who thinks they are spineless, pussy-whipped, decadent manginas with no morals is totally wrong and probably just jealous.

Racism And Sexism Is Entrenched In The Media

2007-04-18T10:02:00.000-07:00

My hero Hugo has a great piece on the racist/sexist Don Imus scandal. Here is a quote:

"Listening to right-wing talk radio yesterday, I heard a few folks doing their best to deflect attention from Imus by attacking the degrading portrayal of women in hip-hop culture. I winced as I heard that, largely because the hosts (John and Ken here in Los Angeles) seemed less interested in defending the dignity of black women, and more in absolving a fellow white male talk-show personality."

I think thats a very good point Hugo!

Men need to do much more in society to defend the dignity of women, even though women are equal to men of course, not that I meant to imply otherwise because I'm sure women are quite capable of defending their own dignity.

Er..

If men were to defend the dignity of women more then perhaps they wouldn't keep going wild under the influence of the evil patriarchy! Does that sound right? (I'm confused)

Female Victim Under Investigation For Being Abused

2007-02-24T11:44:00.000-08:00

More evidence of what women have to put up with everyday under the evil patriarchy.

A female teacher in Italy was not only molested by some of her male pupils whilst teaching class, but they filmed it and shared it on the internet! And now she, THE VICTIM, is under investigation!!!

You can see the shocking video here for yourself!!!

The fact that she ~~enjoys it~~ carries on teaching the class like nothing is happening is proof of how traumatic the event must have been for her. SHE WAS IN TOTAL DENIAL!!!

Great News For Equality Minded Sports Fans

2007-02-24T10:06:00.000-08:00

Wimbledon to Pay Men and Women Equally

Well, it's about bloody time this happened is what I say!!!

Wimbledon is now stepping into the 21st century and giving women what they are entitled to. Equal pay for un equal work.

John McEnroe was quoted as saying:

"When you've got men and women playing at the same tournament, it is ludicrous to have a difference in pay. It would be setting an example to the rest of society in general to have equal prize money."

And yes, he was being "serious" (geddit?).

But I think Billie Jean King summed it up best when she said:

"This news has been a long time coming. Wimbledon is one of the most respected events in all of sports and now with women and men paid on an equal scale, it demonstrates to the rest of the world that this is the right thing to do for the sport, the tournament and the world."

So now women will get the same prize money for winning their 3 sets that men will get for winning their 5 sets and who could argue with that???

Besides, who would you rather ~~wank over~~ watch, Lindsay Davenport or some sweaty man-git?

I want to be like Hugo!!!

2007-02-21T11:25:00.000-08:00

Great news everyone. My hero Hugo Schwyzer has got a new site.

hugoschwyzer.net

He writes great stuff like this:

"I teach feminism as the notion that women are full and complete human beings, radically equal to men in every aspect of our existence."

I'm not sure what "radically equal" means but then I haven't got a Ph.D. in womens studies.

The good professor also has ~~chicks~~ women students getting crushes on him in class:

"A truly effective teacher will often be the object of desire, regardless of what he or she looks like. Student crushes, I am convinced, are less about the physical attractiveness of the professor and more about that professor's passion, certainty, and competence."

These are the kind of tips a feminist supporting guy like me needs to find a girlfriend and ~~get laid~~ have a relationship.

Single Mother Victimized For Giving Sex Education!

2007-02-21T06:54:00.000-08:00

State Traumatizes North Adams Girl to "Protect" Her

Here we see another example of the patriarchy at "work". Using something as normal as having sex in front of a 9 year old girl as a way of oppressing single mothers and stealing their children from them.

This sort of thing makes me SO MAD!!!

Why don't these Judges and social workers wake up and realize this isn't 1950 anymore. Maybe they could enlighten themselves by reading Laura's blog. Especially the sex education entry.